My Favorite Movie Quotes

Just for fun, I listed below a list of many of my favorite movie quotes.  A lot of these my husband and I quote from in conversations.  This does not include Monty Payton and the Holy Grail, or I might as well put down the whole screenplay.  If I think of more, I will add on.  And can you name what move the last set of quotes is from?

Apollo 13 (athough qouted well before the movie)
 Houston, we have a problem

A Few Good Men
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I want the truth!
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You can't handle the truth!

Casablanca
Here's looking at you, kid
We'll always have Paris.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

ET
phone home
Be...good
I'll be Right here

Fiddler on the Roof 
I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't you choose someone else?

Field of Dreams
If you build it, he will come.

Godfather Movies
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
Monday-Tuesday -Thursday -Wednesday

Idependance day

I gotta get me one of these!

Its a wonderful life
Teacher says..every time a bell rings and angel gets his wings

Rainman
V-E-R-N uh oh
K-mart s*cks
definitly gotta...

StarWars Movies
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope
Use the force
may the Force be with you
I am your father

Taxi Driver
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

Terminator Movies
I'll be back
Hasta la vista, baby.

Titanic
I'm  King of the world!

Jerry Maguire
show me the money
You had me at "hello."

When Harry Met Sally
Pecan Pie...

Wizard of Oz
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!
Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
Auntie Em!
Thats a Horse of a different color!
I'm melting! I'm melting!
There's no place like home. There's no place like home

Toy Story
Woody: YOU. ARE. A. TO-YYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're just an action figure!
You are a child's play-thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony.

To infinity, and beyond!
The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet
That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
Way to go, Idaho!
The Claw!  The Claw is our master. It decides who will go and who will stay.
I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place
Look, I'm Woody: Howdy, howdy, howdy.

Cars
Later mater
Winter is a grand old time. / On this, there are no if's or but's. / But remember, all that salt and grime. / Can rust your bolts and freeze your...
Respect the classics, man! 

 Lightning  McQueen: I'm serious! He's got three Piston Cups!
Mater: [spits out fuel] He did WHAT in his cup?

Fly away, Stanley. Be free! 
 Pit stop?
 I mean, if you do, you gotta be clean, because even here, in hillbilly hell, we have standards.
 Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

You Got Mail
What is that supposed to mean? I am so sick of that. All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me. It's *personal* to a lot of people. And what's so wrong with being personal, anyway?  Whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal.
A HOTDOG is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?
For example what should i have recently said to a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existance
Frank Navasky: Joe Fox?
Joe Fox: F-O-X

Back to the Futre movies
Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean
Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!
Whoa, this is heavy
So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Great Scott!
Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex

Saloon Old Timer #3: If everybody's got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?
Doc: Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Run for fun? What the he** kind of fun is that?

Everybody everywhere will say, "Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow belly in the west."

Marty McFly: [holding up a plate that says "Frisbee"] Hey, look, Frisbee, far-out.
Seamus McFly: Wonder what he meant by that?
Maggie McFly: It was right in front of him.

Three Amigos
Caw-Caw, up here up here, LOOKUP HERE LOOKUP HERE

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!
 My little Buttercup has the sweetest...    Smile
You son of a motherless goat!

Ned Nederlander: Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip,
[shouts]
Ned Nederlander: Nanny!
Lucky Day: Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley!
Dusty Bottoms: Hfurhrmrgurny

Lucky Day: Reading telegram: "Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo."
Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous?
Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.
Lucky Day: 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!
Dusty Bottoms: Wow, in-famous? In-famous?

Princess Bride:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
As you wish.
INCONCEIVABLE.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut?

Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change

Labarynth
Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
Hoggle: What'd you EXPECT fairies to do?
Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like granting wishes!
Hoggle: Shows what YOU know, don't it?

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

The Most Quotable Movie of all Time (besides Mony Python) is _____________________:
I'm not crazy,  I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years

I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant!

Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
Not on your first visit!
Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-{alek}

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.

Smile! It increases your face value

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.

I love ya more than my luggage.